Should I Start Taking Steroids?

[bmussatti]

With all the talk this week about steriods and the recent findings, it got me thinking. Should I start taking them too?

Would it help me become a better Porsche car driver? Would it improve my heel-toe? Could I possibly buff off my Zaino wax with greater results, less time and more shine. Maybe I could eventually be able to lift the car with one hand while I change the spark plugs and oil with the other!

What say you fine people?

[blkboxster]

i say go for it, everybody's doing it :D

[TriGem2k]

Everyone wants to have the edge with half the effort. You'd be suprised by how many people take performance enhancing drugs. It's not just in professional sports.

[racer_d]

Don't take too many.. your feet will grow so big you'll be hitting all 3 pedals at once!

[Brucelee]

Ken Caminetti and Lyle Alzado took heavy doses of steroids and they are, ah, dead! :eek:

[blinkwatt]

I read part of the 'Mitchell Report' the other day and DAMN. There are tons of recognizable names on there(and I don't even watch the MLB).....it's sad,a lot of kids look up to these people.

Funny thing is,look at these people on roids.....none of them have an outstanding physique. Maybe Roger Clemons does................

[RandallNeighbour]

Now Bill, what would a guy with a garage full of fifty gallon drums of coconut (or strawberry, or lemon or tangerine) flavoring need with steroids? :dance:

[dmcutter]

I dunno, Bill. I like your normally sunny disposition. I don't think 'roid rage would become you. But it would make you more aggro behind the wheel, so it might in fact make you a better driver (not that you aren't a fine driver now...)

[Brucelee]

I am working my way through the actual report. I must say that I am not impressed with its rigor at all.

If I had been named based on the "evidence" I have seen so far, I would be pissed.

BTW-Eric Gagne using steroids? He looks like he has been using Pizza.

:D