Adam
06-10-2005, 00:54
> THE WEDDING TEST
>
> My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
> get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
> encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
> bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
> sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low
> cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many
> a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did
> it when she was near anyone else.
>
> One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
> that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
> that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She
> told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
> could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
> if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
>
> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
> When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
> down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
> straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
> house and walked straight toward my car.
>
> My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he
> hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
> test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
> family!"
>
> The moral of this story is.....
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
> My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
> get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
> encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
> bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
> sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low
> cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many
> a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did
> it when she was near anyone else.
>
> One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
> that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
> that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She
> told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
> could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
> if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
>
> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
> When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
> down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
> straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
> house and walked straight toward my car.
>
> My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he
> hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
> test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
> family!"
>
> The moral of this story is.....
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.