986 Forum - for Porsche Boxster Owners and Others

Travis

11-02-2006, 22:41

How & When?

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Mine:
Travis: At age 79 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

I hope it's not a new Porsche ;)

AUDIOGUY

11-02-2006, 22:45

Joe: At age 45 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

That sucks!

CJ_Boxster

11-02-2006, 22:47

Aw dang, atleast its funny

Carlos: At age 69 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

blkboxster

11-02-2006, 22:54

At age 39 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

DAMN :mad: LOL

CJ_Boxster

11-02-2006, 22:57

At age 39 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

DAMN :mad: LOL

LOL arent you 1 year away from that? jk

blkboxster

11-02-2006, 22:58

LOL,NOPE i got another 18 years left. :)

Travis

11-02-2006, 23:01

At age 39 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

DAMN :mad: LOL

Sort of ironic . . you being from "Great Falls" and all :D

bmussatti

11-02-2006, 23:04

At age 45 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

:) I hope they have safe parking spaces for my Porsche in the mobile home park. :D

Grizzly

11-02-2006, 23:07

Grizz: At age 78 a group of friends urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

blkboxster

11-02-2006, 23:07

:) Sort of ironic . . you being from "Great Falls" and all :D

lol :)

CJ_Boxster

11-02-2006, 23:28

Grizz: At age 78 a group of friends urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

It should have added to the end of your.... "And just before you died, you said Myth Plausible!"

NickCats

11-03-2006, 14:59

"At age 86 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)"

Awesome ! Still drinking Magaritas in my 80's !

Nick

denverpete

11-03-2006, 15:43

Peter: At age 81 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Marc Gelefsky

11-03-2006, 16:27

Uhm...

Marc: At age 65 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Travis

11-03-2006, 18:31

Uhm...

Marc: At age 65 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Dang . . . . Mmmmm . . . . Ouch

I think yours may have been the worst so far.

http://www.geocities.com/enematic5000/cartoons/aleinprobefart.gif

ohioboxster

11-03-2006, 22:31

Matt: At age 84 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

Grizzly

11-04-2006, 00:10

Matt: At age 84 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

An 84 year old combat Marine? Now that's hardcore.

Uncle Bob

11-05-2006, 04:36

Well, for the next 42 years, I'm safe. I guess I can play with all the tigers I want to!
bob: At age 95 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

unklekraker

11-05-2006, 05:15

Joe: At age 45 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

That sucks!

Hey Joe, guess what...I will be a Governor too :cheers: I'll make sure that we won't be running in the same State...hehehehehe!

Gerry: At age 56 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

djomlas

11-05-2006, 05:25

mladen: At age 53 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

wtf?

Rodger

11-15-2006, 11:11

Rodger: At age 56 you will refuse to give a bum a quarter and will immediately be hit by a bus.

Well, that sucks. My life is half over. :mad:

KronixSpeed

11-15-2006, 13:01

Hey Grizzly, keep your pants up!!!!!! Apparently you and I are dying the sameway!!!

"At age 76 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill. "