TriGem2k
11-11-2006, 01:24
>> >DO THE RIGHT THING
>> >
>> >An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed
>> >her period for 2 months.
>> >
>> >Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
>> >buys a pregnancy kit.
>> >
>> >The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
>> >
>> >Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was
>> >the pig that did this to you?
>> >I want to know!"
>> >
>> >The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
>> >
>> >Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
>> >house, a mature and distinguished man
>> >with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
>> >suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
>> >
>> >He sits in the living room with the father, mother and
>> >the girl, and tells them:
>> >
>> >"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
>> >problem.
>> >I can't marry her because of my personal family
>> >situation but I'll take charge.
>> >I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
>> >the rest of her life.
>> >
>> >Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2
>> >retail stores, a
>> >townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank
>> >account.
>> >
>> >If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
>> >factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
>> >
>> >If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000
>> >each.
>> >
>> >However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
>> >suggest I do?"
>> >
>> >At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
>> >places a hand firmly on
>> >the man's shoulder and tells him, "You impregnate her
>> >again!"
>> >
>> >An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed
>> >her period for 2 months.
>> >
>> >Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
>> >buys a pregnancy kit.
>> >
>> >The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
>> >
>> >Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was
>> >the pig that did this to you?
>> >I want to know!"
>> >
>> >The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
>> >
>> >Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
>> >house, a mature and distinguished man
>> >with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
>> >suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
>> >
>> >He sits in the living room with the father, mother and
>> >the girl, and tells them:
>> >
>> >"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
>> >problem.
>> >I can't marry her because of my personal family
>> >situation but I'll take charge.
>> >I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
>> >the rest of her life.
>> >
>> >Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2
>> >retail stores, a
>> >townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank
>> >account.
>> >
>> >If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
>> >factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
>> >
>> >If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000
>> >each.
>> >
>> >However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
>> >suggest I do?"
>> >
>> >At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
>> >places a hand firmly on
>> >the man's shoulder and tells him, "You impregnate her
>> >again!"