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limoncello
12-07-2006, 19:56
Dear Santa,
You're looking really good this year! Lose some weight?
My list is really short, just one item:

1 Cayman (it's like a Porsche, a car, made in Germany you know, or maybe Sweden I lose track, not Elf-Made if you know what I mean. Not that there's anything wrong with what elves make, it's just that these are particular sorts of cars.
Color: Black (I'll keep it waxed, I promise I will)
PSM
and Bose
the 18's are OK
heated seats
and of course floor mats and color crests
ambers OK, I can fix them later myself
maybe a couple of quarts of Mobil 1 if it's not too much trouble
and an extra set of ultraleggeras with shaved victoracers, but you don't really have to do these, only if there's some extra room in the sleigh,
oh, and a short shift kit from one of the forum's advertisers, to keep everybody happy

I've been good this year, well pretty good, except for the thing with the neighbor's dog and you KNOW that was HIS fault not MINE, but if that damn dog...
Well, I mean I didn't shoot anybody or anything, and I was nice to people, most of them, or at least the ones that deserved being nice to anyway,
Soooo,
see you on the 25th? Well, of course I won't SEE you, 'cuz I'll be asleep like always. I'll leave the garage unlocked...
sincerely yours,
limoncello

986Roadster
12-07-2006, 20:04
Dear Santa,

I won't be as greedy as limoncello. All I want is a White Cayman, doesnt even have to be a S. It's for the winter.

See you on the 25th. You can park it in the garage next to the shinny Boxster.

Kind Regards,

986Roadster

RandallNeighbour
12-07-2006, 20:51
Dear Santa,

I cannot say I've been good this year. In fact, I think I've been quite the naughty monkey (read that with an English accent).

However, I need a supercharger kit installed on the boxster before 9 am. on December 25th or you'll never see Mrs. Claus again.

You have been warned!

Yours Truly,

Randall

denverpete
12-07-2006, 21:25
Dear Santa,
You're looking really good this year! Lose some weight?


Suck up!

(P.S. - Let me know if that works....)

986Roadster
12-08-2006, 02:33
lol

i liked the "you have been warned"...tell me if that one works...

lol